Taking pictures of a friend's naked mom trying on her underwear

We're in the locker room — so get undressed, ignore the camera

When is H&M going to open — I haven't had a blowjob for clothes in a long time

Short-sighted stranger girl didn't recognize the fuck-up and ended up on her knees

I dragged him to shopping again, so at least I'll get my hands all over the fitting room mirror